Total Siyappa Lyrics

Hoye... hoye...
(Kyun beta khush rakhega na humari Asha ko?
Jee... ~_~
Zara ooncha bol Punjabiyon ka ghar hai
Jee jee khush rakhunga... ga ga... :)

Maro Siyapaa.. hoye.. hoye..

Do sau litre aansu
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji bata do, jaayein kahaan pe hum?

Haan.. 200 litre aansu, 300 kilo gham
God ji bata do, jaayein kahaan pe hum?
Zyada takleef hai, thodi si relief hai
Aaj-kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy, papa, bhai, aapa

(Bete tum log India mein kahaan se ho?)

Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar

Hmm.. Mummy teri mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rehta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar sara high rakkhe paara
Soniye ni pangon ka hai yeh pitaara
Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa

(Zara ooncha bol Punjabiyon ka ghar hai)

Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar

Haan.. do sau litre aansu
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum
Zyada takleef hai
Thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy, papa, bhai, aapa...

Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa, hum mar gaye yaar

(Kya main sundar nahi hoon?)

Hoye.. Siyapa, siyappa, siyapa
Siyapaa, siyapaa, siyapaa..
Siyapaa, siyapaa, siyapaa..

(Jab se aya hu kabhi koi santra maar raha hai
kabhi koi goli maar raha hai
Kabhi koi gaali de raha hai
Kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai
Dhamki de raha hai...)

(Ek se badhkar ek namuna ikattha kiya hua hai khaandaan ne)